Old Words New Meanings, Only in UTP!!!

When you live in UTP, these words has different meanings.
Hope you guys would  enjoy ;D

pekchek
–adjective  The feeling when any sensible beings see this word "Proxy Error" for more than 5 times for a day.


angry 
–adjective  Have the same meaning as PekChek.


insanity 
–Verb  A medical condition when you are Pekchek or angry for more than 5 times. Common symptoms includes nausea, high body temperature and pressure, and bloods vomiting.


anemia 
–Noun  Deficiency of red blood cells due to frequent insanity. Could be treated with blessings, miracle or impossible at all.


blessing
–Noun  (1)When Google page is loaded in front of your eye. (2)When your cellphone have a bar of DG coverage in V5.


miracle 
–Noun  (1) A situation when you can surf the web smoothly without being disconnected. (2)The moment you picked up your DG operator phone in V5. (3) The unlikely and amazing situation when no cats are seen.


impossible
–adjective  The word used to describe the situation when you stop swearing UTP internet LAN.


lucky
–adjective  The feeling when your friends can't online while you can.


happy
–adjective  Having the same meaning as Lucky.

breakfast

–noun  You could have it for lunch Paprika, but it has to be English.

Top 9 UTP Scenarios (FUNNY)

CASE #1 - The internet
Son: Daddy daddy, why Google cant load?
Dad: Welcome to UTP!!!
Son: ....

CASE #2 (on a phone to company)
Student: Hello sir, good morning we are from UTP we have some...
Sir: What Could I sponsor you?
Student: ....

CASE #3 (Couple on a phone)
Girl: Hey darling! Do you still remember its my birthday tommorow?
Boy: Meow meow meow meow meow...
Girl: can you please get out of UTP when u wanna talk to me??
Boy: Meow meow meow...

CASE #4 (when gf wanna call her bf)
Girl: *dial number*
Boy's Phone: "The number u call is unavailable. Please ask your boy fren to get the hell out of V5 and dial again later. Thank you."

CASE #5 (new UTP intake)
Freshie: Sir where is Pocket D?
PakGuard: Next to Pocket C lah...

CASE #6(during class)
Lecturer: Whats the answer I asked you guys to Google yesterday?
Student: Unable to connect to the proxy server
Lecturer: .....

CASE #7 (Facebook Comment dialog in UTP)
A: Wow tats a great photo of yours!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Whats wrong with you?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Are you KIDDING me?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Can you SHUT THE FUCK UP??
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!

CASE #8 (student coming back from V2 cafe n toilet)
A: Ghee, you smell like a burger.
B: Yeah. It's Ramli's.
C: *back from toilet*
A & B: Ouh mann, you smell like SHIT.
C: Yeah. I hope it's not Ramli's.

CASE #9 (2 UTP boys talking)
Malat A: My sister is coming to UTP next week.

Malat B: Wow didnt know your sister....

Malat A: Ouh, she is beautiful. And this her Facebook. Correct me if im wrong.
Malat B: .....

DISCLAIMER: All these had been inspired purely out of the super slow internet connection, pathetic phone signals and others funny issue in UTP. There is no intention to insult a particular group of people, or the university itself. Solely for amusement.