Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Old Words New Meanings, Only in UTP!!!

When you live in UTP, these words has different meanings.
Hope you guys would  enjoy ;D


pekchek
–adjective  The feeling when any sensible beings see this word "Proxy Error" for more than 5 times for a day.


angry 
–adjective  Have the same meaning as PekChek.


insanity 
–Verb  A medical condition when you are Pekchek or angry for more than 5 times. Common symptoms includes nausea, high body temperature and pressure, and bloods vomiting.


anemia 
–Noun  Deficiency of red blood cells due to frequent insanity. Could be treated with blessings, miracle or impossible at all.


blessing
–Noun  (1)When Google page is loaded in front of your eye. (2)When your cellphone have a bar of DG coverage in V5.


miracle 
–Noun  (1) A situation when you can surf the web smoothly without being disconnected. (2)The moment you picked up your DG operator phone in V5. (3) The unlikely and amazing situation when no cats are seen.


impossible
–adjective  The word used to describe the situation when you stop swearing UTP internet LAN.


lucky
–adjective  The feeling when your friends can't online while you can.


happy
–adjective  Having the same meaning as Lucky.



breakfast
–noun  You could have it for lunch Paprika, but it has to be English.









Friday, April 8, 2011

Top 9 UTP Scenarios (FUNNY)

CASE #1 - The internet
Son: Daddy daddy, why Google cant load?
Dad: Welcome to UTP!!!
Son: ....

CASE #2 (on a phone to company)
Student: Hello sir, good morning we are from UTP we have some...
Sir: What Could I sponsor you?
Student: ....

CASE #3 (Couple on a phone)
Girl: Hey darling! Do you still remember its my birthday tommorow?
Boy: Meow meow meow meow meow...
Girl: can you please get out of UTP when u wanna talk to me??
Boy: Meow meow meow...

CASE #4 (when gf wanna call her bf)
Girl: *dial number*
Boy's Phone: "The number u call is unavailable. Please ask your boy fren to get the hell out of V5 and dial again later. Thank you."

CASE #5 (new UTP intake)
Freshie: Sir where is Pocket D?
PakGuard: Next to Pocket C lah...

CASE #6(during class)
Lecturer: Whats the answer I asked you guys to Google yesterday?
Student: Unable to connect to the proxy server
Lecturer: .....

CASE #7 (Facebook Comment dialog in UTP)
A: Wow tats a great photo of yours!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Whats wrong with you?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Are you KIDDING me?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Can you SHUT THE FUCK UP??
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!


CASE #8 (student coming back from V2 cafe n toilet)
A: Ghee, you smell like a burger.
B: Yeah. It's Ramli's.
C: *back from toilet*
A & B: Ouh mann, you smell like SHIT.
C: Yeah. I hope it's not Ramli's.

CASE #9 (2 UTP boys talking)
Malat A: My sister is coming to UTP next week.
Malat B: Wow didnt know your sister....
Malat A: Ouh, she is beautiful. And this her Facebook. Correct me if im wrong.
Malat B: .....

DISCLAIMER: All these had been inspired purely out of the super slow internet connection, pathetic phone signals and others funny issue in UTP. There is no intention to insult a particular group of people, or the university itself. Solely for amusement. 





Friday, March 18, 2011

HAIZ...hate this year.

Today...
I cant finish my assignment...
Its 10 more minutes away to deadline,
I have to rush all the way to block13 to hand in;
to my horror, my bike was GONE!
Angry and worried at the same time,
I borrowed my room mate's motorbike...
just to hand in my assignment IN TIME.
An hour later,
I met the bastard who steal my bike,
when I was driving off the campus.
I horned at him.
HORNED again. Damn him.
He stopped.
I didn't flame him, just ask him to return my bike.
Luckily he did. Else I would send him back to Africa.
BUT---
the worse part is yet to come...
I lost my room mate's motorbike's key!
gosh. GOSH.
So nervous and worried,
helpless.
Lucky which ever guy who so happened to found the key,
actually uses the motor,
Its moved to other places;
but he LEFT his motor key as well in the basket of my roomie's motor.
NOOB.
The case is reported to the security dept..
pray tat everything will go good.


Bad things comes like domino, one after another. Its exactly like what happen in Japan recently, a 9.0 scaled earthquake had triggered a huge Tsunami that swept 6km inland, and the Tsunami had triggered the nuke crisis by shutting down all its cooling system. Things comes one after another, and causing further crisis which are more horrifying. Its like nuclear chain reactions.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Nokia 1280


People are going crazy for I-Phones, BlackBerries or any other super-phone which is not like phone at all. But I am way different. I never crave for luxuries items, and therefore these phones had never came across my mind. What I need is a basic phone which can SMS/CALL. Therefore my phone keep on reducing, from Sony K-Series to Nokia 1280.

Now that I am quiet contented with my new phone for several EXTREME(s):
-Extremely Cheap RM83 (anti-theft and rob)
-Extremely durable (4days battery)
-Extremely easy to use (no lagging, simple interface)
-Extremely SMASHABLE (can whack dog)

But a few drawbacks, for being NOT...
-NOT Showoff-able (not stylish, not high tech)
-NOT exam-friendly (no camera so cannot snap notes to be referred in toilet)
-NOT fun (lousy games)
-NOT "in" (no GPRS, 3G, 4G, KLCC, ABCDE....)

I am indeed a very practical person. I only buy things that I need. Now that I has a new camera so I do not need a phone which has camera anymore. Bye bye SE K series. I has Lumix for the job dy. hehe. Way nicer and professorial. I think I'll only need a Blackberry, I Phones, PDA, or wateva it is when I am working. As a student there isn't such need at all. Unless I has a gf(s) or wife/wives which needs to MMS/Video calling with. But eh, my laptop has a web cam too. haha...

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Melaka Indoor Swimming Pool

This is the new "heaven" I discovered in Melaka. Too bad I am only here for 2 months. =(

Finally.....FINALLY, Melaka has its SUKMA indoor swimming pool open for public!! It is a swimming complex with 2 pools: 1 Olympic-sized pool (25m X 50m) with 11 lanes and 1 diving pool which are 18 feet deep. Here you often find the state's polo team do their routine training. The complex is part of Stadium Hang Jebat, located in Krubong adjacent to the federal highway.This something new to me; indoor means independence of weather to go for a swim, be it hot sun or lightning storms. =D

Thing you might need to take notes:
The pool closes every Monday, rm3 per entrance, 9am-12pm, 2pm-4pm and 6pm-8pm. The water is not clear at the moment and its is very cold, since it is indoor. =D The only bad thing about this pool is that it would be off when there are competitions or training sessions going on. =\ Therefore it is vital to make a phone call to the POCs if you are not sure of it.

Somehow I still prefer the MPMB swimming pool, certain aspects. Because it has clear, warm water with a 12 feet deep-end for swimming and diving. And most of my swimming party are always there. =)


Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Crazy Geologist

Geologists are folks with crazy brains;
All of them are curiously trained.

They count the sand, grain by grain;
Memorizing rocks with stupid names.

They crush the rocks, again and again;
Just to discover fossils not known to man.

They dig the earth, hand after hand;
Hoping for oil to spill in the barren land.

Its the fact that never change,
that geologists are indeed crazy in the end.




....
Nah...just too stressed out and all this funny ideas came from nowhere....
So I wrote it down since it is funny. xD
I really hope that I could survive for these few final hectic weeks...
-BUT-

Here came the millions of tiny green bugs again that swarm the whole blocks in UTP.
Biting us, making us itchy, and dirty the floors.
SIGH~

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Driver and His Public Transport

Having a car is convenient; you can go tronoh makan nice food, no need walk to class, can go Ipoh hangkai every week, can go explore Ipoh, and some even said can pikat perempuan (tackle women). Yeah indeed, to those who never own a car in UTP, you guys might think tat having a car is something very honorable and enjoying. I would said it is true...but only up to certain extend. If you don't believe me, bring a car to UTP and you'll find what I said is true! And I bet, nobody would evr understand my feeling and the problem that I face.

Despite being a driver, which sent people in and out to main gate, Taman Maju, Ipoh, etc

You'll face another big dilemma, real BIG DILEMMA!!!

People would start borrowing your car. In fact, if they paid me the petrol money I would be more than happy to lend it. But frequent borrow doesn't sound pleasant at all, and that's the case! Imagine almost every 2 day on average (which now up to everyday) there would be someone come up to ask:"Eh, can pinjam your car?", "Can fetch me to bus station?" Here comes the hard and undesirable part to make decision: It is very difficult for me to reject their request neither to accept it!!!

IF i deny, then that's really bad (since most of them are my close friends, and with good reason to borrow), and I would seems to be a lousy friend for being "selfish", "inconsiderate", and"calculative".

--------------------BUT-----------------------

What if I borrow my car frequently to different people? It sounds more than making my car into a piece of public transport, which is even worse! (since you paid to ride a p.transport) and do bear in mind...whenever my car is in other hands, I have the reason to bear some unnecessary worries: crashing and summons. Not even to mentioned about the maintenance, which ain't you know that....

It need time? Money? Energy? Situations where it would fried you? Such as workshop closed on Sunday? Tauke go limteh? Need to wait so long!!! Just one word - TROUBLESOME! And there are so many parts to be spoiled: tyre would run out, so does the brake, clash, lubricant oil, car radiator, alignment, aircond gas, battery, etc. The more the usage, the more I need to service my car. So please do understand that I am trying very hard to cut down those, and even myself, I cycle to class EVERYDAY. in UTP, i used only my bike. =)

There are some "bonuses" too:
You'll start noticing some distant friend start to come close to you temporarily, you'll feel the "hypocrisy". Then off they go again once business is done. Then there is even a worse case where people actually took my car to Lumut WITHOUT my permission and NOT even informing me, then having my bumper CRASHED, then diam diam (keep quiet). This also happened to a few frineds of mine where people use their car full-heartedly without them knowing.


Now then, I am really pondering whether my car had bring me more troubles than benefits. =/
Hmmmm.....

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