Top 9 UTP Scenarios (FUNNY)

CASE #1 - The internet
Son: Daddy daddy, why Google cant load?
Dad: Welcome to UTP!!!
Son: ....

CASE #2 (on a phone to company)
Student: Hello sir, good morning we are from UTP we have some...
Sir: What Could I sponsor you?
Student: ....

CASE #3 (Couple on a phone)
Girl: Hey darling! Do you still remember its my birthday tommorow?
Boy: Meow meow meow meow meow...
Girl: can you please get out of UTP when u wanna talk to me??
Boy: Meow meow meow...

CASE #4 (when gf wanna call her bf)
Girl: *dial number*
Boy's Phone: "The number u call is unavailable. Please ask your boy fren to get the hell out of V5 and dial again later. Thank you."

CASE #5 (new UTP intake)
Freshie: Sir where is Pocket D?
PakGuard: Next to Pocket C lah...

CASE #6(during class)
Lecturer: Whats the answer I asked you guys to Google yesterday?
Student: Unable to connect to the proxy server
Lecturer: .....

CASE #7 (Facebook Comment dialog in UTP)
A: Wow tats a great photo of yours!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Whats wrong with you?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Are you KIDDING me?
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
A: Can you SHUT THE FUCK UP??
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!
B: Thanks!

CASE #8 (student coming back from V2 cafe n toilet)
A: Ghee, you smell like a burger.
B: Yeah. It's Ramli's.
C: *back from toilet*
A & B: Ouh mann, you smell like SHIT.
C: Yeah. I hope it's not Ramli's.

CASE #9 (2 UTP boys talking)
Malat A: My sister is coming to UTP next week.

Malat B: Wow didnt know your sister....

Malat A: Ouh, she is beautiful. And this her Facebook. Correct me if im wrong.
Malat B: .....

DISCLAIMER: All these had been inspired purely out of the super slow internet connection, pathetic phone signals and others funny issue in UTP. There is no intention to insult a particular group of people, or the university itself. Solely for amusement.