Old Words New Meanings, Only in UTP!!!

When you live in UTP, these words has different meanings.
Hope you guys would  enjoy ;D

pekchek
–adjective  The feeling when any sensible beings see this word "Proxy Error" for more than 5 times for a day.


angry 
–adjective  Have the same meaning as PekChek.


insanity 
–Verb  A medical condition when you are Pekchek or angry for more than 5 times. Common symptoms includes nausea, high body temperature and pressure, and bloods vomiting.


anemia 
–Noun  Deficiency of red blood cells due to frequent insanity. Could be treated with blessings, miracle or impossible at all.


blessing
–Noun  (1)When Google page is loaded in front of your eye. (2)When your cellphone have a bar of DG coverage in V5.


miracle 
–Noun  (1) A situation when you can surf the web smoothly without being disconnected. (2)The moment you picked up your DG operator phone in V5. (3) The unlikely and amazing situation when no cats are seen.


impossible
–adjective  The word used to describe the situation when you stop swearing UTP internet LAN.


lucky
–adjective  The feeling when your friends can't online while you can.


happy
–adjective  Having the same meaning as Lucky.

breakfast

–noun  You could have it for lunch Paprika, but it has to be English.